I had to use Outlook for several years and had many laughs from its attempts to correct what it thought were my spelling mistakes.
- cchelp -> schlep (cchelp was the ClearCase? help email address)
- smt -> smut (smt was the site code for San Mateo)
- mkelem -> melee
- symlink -> soymilk
- privs -> prigs
- sudo -> suds
- ccuser -> accuser
- sysadmin -> sesame
- Phuoc -> phlox (name of a co-worker)
- mysiebel -> miscible
- engr -> angry
- perlmod -> premed
- subdir -> subdue
- chdir -> choir
- vobadm -> vapid
- multitool -> multicolor
- regexp -> rage
- Voronokov -> doorknob (name of a co-worker)
- memcpy -> mercy
- rgy -> orgy
- rsh -> rash
- Umang -> mango (name of a co-worker)